The idea that a twenty-year-old would even need to be set up is pretty funny, looking at it from the age of 35. Twenty somethings don't need help in this department, the world is their oyster. Anyway, I talked to him on the phone before we went out and he said something that really stuck with me and also totally annoyed me. He said " Europe is really fantastic. You should go."
I mean, ok! |
Oh gee really? Thanks. It was like saying. "Diamonds are pretty you should have some." Or "Ferrari's are neat you should drive one."
Of course Europe is great and of course I was planning to go. His statement, from my view, showed a total lack of awareness. He didn't know me and what I had planned, or if I could afford to go, or had the time, or whatever. Maybe I had big things going and couldn't get away. He didn't know my life! And his "recommendation" of a whole continent, for whatever reason, did not sit well. My mother tried to convince me to chill the heck out and give the guy a break. Needless to say I am not married to that guy nor did we even ever actually go out.
The tip I am sharing today feels a little like "Europe is really fantastic. You should go." I understand that sometimes Tired Girls do not have money falling out of their wallets and that they work their tails off just to maintain their lifestyle and maybe squirrel a couple of bucks away for a secret shoe purchase in the process. I get it.
I have a list of services though that I pay for that make my life easier. My husband and I happily skimp in other departments to make up for these things.
I once knew a guy that bought EVERY dvd that had been released. He went to Target on Wednesdays or whatever day it was and bought all the "new" dvds that had come out that week. He built dvd cases in his house and he and his wife counted and catalogued them often and rarely watched any of them according to her. Not my bag, but his business of what he wants to do with his money.
Here are some services I happily spend my money on:
A bug man (or bug person) -
even dead roaches are not cool with me. I need the whole block
cleared of them and a professional amount of poison around me.
A cleaning lady (or cleaning person) - I mean, this is self explanatory. We have one, she comes once a month (we have decreased from twice a month to save some dough). She does the big stuff like dusting, floors, the bathrooms, etc. I still do these things in between, but once a month I know they are going to get done "Lavonia style." Which - is awesome.
You can't feel the heat and the distance in this photo. |
Eyebrow waxing - I tried it myself and it went okay, but it goes a heck of a lot better when a professional steps in. Plucking isn't enough for my brows, so I go about every 6 weeks and pluck in between. If I ever made it big I would have my eyebrows neatened up every day like J.Lo.
Haircut and coloring- again this is a job for a professional in my opinion. A good hairdo is worth a lot.
The dentist - sounds dumb, but when I didn't have dental insurance I decided to pocket my $60 twice a year and floss well instead. It's not the same and I don't want teeth that look like corn, so I think it's worth it.
Exercise - I do not
pay for a gym or personal trainer, but I LOVE the treadmill we bought. Money spent
on health seems like a good idea.
Dream services:
a cook
a pool man, because it would mean I have a pool
a personal assistant (I'm not that important; I'm just that tired.)
I heart Jackie Kennedy for many reasons. She read - on average throughout her life - a book a day. She also - on average throughout her life - had house help and did not cook or clean, etc.
Think of what could be accomplished by alleviating just a few tasks!
I have a happier marriage when there are no fights to be had over aspects of yard maintenance (the grass growing can sometimes be blamed on me as it turns out), and the freedom I gain from the yard man is spent on admiring my dog for example.
Jackie reading - probably while flying on a private jet to Paris, but whatever. |
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